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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generations.

-- Khalil Gibran

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

-- Andre Gide

We love because it's the only true adventure.

-- Nikki Giovanni

There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon.

-- Giraudoux

We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our world know the blessings of peace.

-- William Gladstone

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the outward behavior.

-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

-- Sidney Goff

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting married

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination.

-- Roy Goodman

It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't charge sixteen dollars for that little tiny jar.

-- Jane Goodsell

When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now completely frappe!"

-- Graham

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

-- James Graham

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.

-- Robert Graves

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

-- Lewis Grizzard

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

-- Sacha Guitry

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

-- Sacha Guitry

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

-- Sacha Guitry